I should have known. Now that the Lakers are done, and not counting occasional distractions like Candace Parker dunks and Baron Davis sightings, the Dodgers will become the main target of the LA Times one-two punch: Plaschke and Simers.

So my question is: when Plaschke inevitably breaks yet another Return key, does he have it repaired, or does he just buy a whole new keyboard?

“The fact that the argument took a physical turn, on Shawn’s behalf, it was obviously inappropriate,” [Chacon's agent, Dan] Horwits said. “Shawn understands that, recognizes that, but there are also facts that have yet come to light. They might never come out publicly, but certainly, in this form of a hearing, a grievance, which will better define what led to it.

“While it doesn’t make it right, it certainly helps to try to illustrate some of the things that happened that day.”

Yeah, try that excuse at your job next time a staff meeting turns, uh, sour.

Via Bronx Banter

LA Phil Presents - July 4th Fireworks Spectacular: A Ball at the Bowl with the LA Dodgers – Wednesday, July 2 - 4, 2008 at the Hollywood Bowl

Featured Artists:

• Los Angeles Philharmonic
• Randy Newman, special guest

Have a ball on the 4th of July with America’s favorite pastime! The Dodgers celebrate their 50th Anniversary in Los Angeles for this great American extravaganza with our very special guest Randy Newman hitting it outta the park. Enjoy classic baseball music, visuals, plus appearances by Dodger greats and the Bowl’s dazzling fireworks spectacular!

Log on to HollywoodBowl.com for tickets and information.

RIP George

First of all, the Dodgers beat the Indians, so we were already in a good mood. But whatever the final score of the game, the food was surprisingly tasty, and the buffet lines seemed to move along apace with few delays– rice and beans, carne asada tacos, quesadillas, various condiments.

Water, juice, and soda were gratis (with harder beverages available for purchase) which was a blessing considering the heat. It was a hot day out on the Loge Terrace, but there was shade to be found, and the excellent and entertaining mariachi band kept everybody distracted. I only caught that they were from Bellflower, so I’ll try to track down their name later.

Once Nomar appeared, everything ground to a halt while he welcomed the crowd, but even a superstar can only distract people for so long from good food. ;)

He got pulled aside for a TV interview, but then wound up standing in the hot sun for a long time, giving all 250 fans and others the opportunity for a photo with him, including all of us:

Trolley Dodger and Nomar. Everybody got one of those manila envelopes with a cool autographed photo.

Nomar and Mrs. Trolley Dodger, aka Denyse. :)

Nomar and my stepson, Hans.

Nomar and Hans’s friend Jason, who has been a huge fan of Nomar’s since he was a kid — we treated him to the day as a 21st birthday present. I don’t think he stopped smiling all day. :)

I was happy to see the mariachi band got fed as well. :)

And speaking of the band, here they are posing with the host.

After all the photo opps, interviews, and whatnot, Nomar finally got to get his own plate of food (accompanied by a gaggle of pro and amateur photographers taking pictures of him serving) then at last join some folks who I believe were family members.

I was struck especially by two images that I didn’t take pictures of:

First was an older woman approaching for her photo with Nomar, asking how he was feeling and telling him they had been praying for him.

Next was just before I walked up for my photo. Denyse had stepped aside, and a little boy ran up, seemingly worried. Nomar bent over to greet him. The little one said, “We have to leave now!” Nomar told him, “that’s okay, buddy,” then gave him a big hug and posed with him for photos.

Anyhow, thanks to Nomar and the Dodgers for putting on this charity event. It was a blast, with a lot of families attending, lending the afternoon a casual party atmosphere. Everything seemed to go smoothly and without a hitch.

* The awesomely titled “If Charlie Parker Was a Gunslinger, There’d Be a Whole Lot of Dead Copycats”

And while we’re on the subject, the Kings announced that coach Marc Crawford is not coming back next season.

I have a hard time imagining Dodgers back in the day writing restaurant reviews for the Times.

This part was very funny:

As I sat and looked at all these great vegetables being cooked, I was thinking to myself that this alone could be a great meal. (If you didn’t just catch the sarcasm, now you have. I am a true meat eater and crave a heaping helping of it for almost every meal. I pretty much do not consider it a meal unless there is meat involved).

The Giants loaded the bases with no outs. Drysdale hit Dick Dietz with a 2-2 fastball, seemingly the end of the shutout streak. But umpire Harry Wendlestedt said Dietz didn’t try to get out of the way and called the pitch a ball. After Manager Herman Franks was thrown out in the ensuing and inevitable argument, Dietz hit a shot fly to left and the runners held….

As usual, Keith Thursby included a shot of the original Times sports page with the whole story. I love that headline at the top: “Franks Disputes Record, Calls Umpire Gutless”.