MILWAUKEE (TD) – Reports are coming in that the Milwaukee Brewers did not, in fact, install a statue of former owner Bud Selig in front of Miller Park today.
“A simple mistake,” current team owner Mark Attanasio told confused reporters following up on the AP story. “Bud just happened to be standing in front of the park and was mistaken for a lifeless, brassy statue.”
Ballpark staff reportedly wheeled Mr. Selig’s motionless figure into a U-Haul truck, last seen heading north on Miller Parkway.