We have a power-hitting, speedster centerfielder at last!

Except, he’s usually in right field and isn’t named Jones or Pierre.

Matt Kemp of the Los Angeles Dodgers named Bank of America Presents the National League Player of the Week:

Kemp led the National League with 11 RBI and six stolen bases and tied for the league-lead with 11 hits. The 23-year-old right fielder hit .407 (11-27) with four doubles, seven runs scored, a slugging percentage of .556 and an on-base percentage of .433. On May 2nd at Colorado, Kemp hit two 2-RBI doubles leading the Dodgers to an 11-6 victory and their seventh consecutive win. He recorded four multi-hit games and three multi-RBI games and hit safely in all six games played. This marks the first time that Matt has won weekly honors, and it is the first time that a Dodger has captured this recognition since Andre Ethier won in July 2006.

Interestingly, this award itself was the recipient of the “Double Meat Whataburger-with-Cheese Most Awkwardly Named Award Award.”