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You know, they say that Mia Hamm and Nomar Garciaparra were conducting a soccer clinic and bone-marrow drive earlier today in Bellflower, but I think looking at this picture we know the Truth about what’s going on:
That’s right: in utero soccer instruction. The twins are being trained even now to become an unbeatable pair of uber-elite wingers, guaranteeing the United States a win in the 2026 World Cup!
In your face Italy!
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